Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Dating 102: Interpreting a Boy


I will gladly give Boy Lessons. GLADLY. But this is the most complex subject of our studies. Interpreting a boy is hard because, well, they are boys.

They say one thing and do another*. Why do they do this? Because they don't think with their heads all the time.

And that's when you know. When they start thinking with their... you know, you know you've got them. You at least know that they're attracted to you even if they don't want to admit it.

So this means that they'll cheat, lie, and do anything to touch a girl.

This is where WE, my beautiful girls, need to get inside their heads and use it to our advantage.

As much as I want to detail everything that occurred tonight, everything that happened with ManU has prevented me from doing that ever again. I'm just... too nice. But I know this:

Actions Speak Louder Than Words.

So when a boy is 100% sober and kisses you, he's attracted to you. (This does not apply for spin the bottle or truth or dare.)

When a boy pays for dinner and you are romantically involved, it's a date.

When a boy sighs and covers his face, he wants to hide.

When he closes his eyes or looks to the sky, he's thinking something.

When a boy puts his arm around you and pulls you closer, he wants to be nearer to you.

When a boy talks about doing things in the future with you, he wants you in his future.

When a boy hugs you for more than TWO seconds, when he won't pull away, when he really wraps his arms around you - he cares for you.

When a boy goes home and makes his facebook status about the night he just had with you, then you win, 'cause you're in his head.

Actions speak louder than words, and THAT is how you interpret a boy.

Until next time,
KEEP SMILING. Remember, smiling is KEY.

*This does not pertain to all boys/men. Just... you know... some.

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